Handle snatcher

The kind of person so desperate to steal your handle that they would pick the pie fucker just to get their piece of the pie first.

The handle snatcher would try to snatch up any handle from anyone before they could have it as their handle, thus making every handle a copy of another handle if the handle snatcher couldn't just hijack the original handle and make posts after the handle had already been taken (via hacking or whichever route they take to do it).

by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022

Trump Handle

Vagina

Bob, lets grab the wives by their Trump Handles and go out tonight.

by BrewTa22 October 14, 2016

handle

'The gross amount of wagering within a given period of time or for a given event at one of more establishments' (Wiktionary), or, more generally, the gross amount of transactions in a given instance of business.

"The yearly handle of the American medical industry is said to be more than 17% of the gross domestic product."
"The military-industrial-academic complex is not going to blow off a handle of several hundred billion just because some mopes don't like war this week."

by StarryGordon January 16, 2022

Stomach Handle

An Irish slang for a penis.

I'm gonna go pull the stomach handle off myself.

by SkordySkor May 14, 2023

Goat Handling

To sexually assault a goat.

"Hey what the hell do you think your doing to my pet goat sweetie??!?!"

"I'm just doing a bit of goat handling its ok!!"

by Spektangle March 26, 2008

Handled

When someone shoots you with a pump and it hits HARD

Person 1:Damn he was on height and fully handled me
Person2: wow he must know how to handle the pump

by Handlemeister69420 May 17, 2020

Handle Scandal

When someone finds an unexplained, sticky surprise on their car door. Nobody knows who did it.

I went to leave work and there was a handle scandal waiting for me.

by FML@VL June 25, 2025