The act of shitting on one's chest, face, legs or other body part and then proceeding to piss all over the turd logs while chewing leaf tobacco.
"Dude, see that girl? Two weeks ago she wanted to know what a Golden Woodpile was, so I started plopping a couple logs on her tit's when she threw up, from the chew-spit in her mouth, before I could piss on her chest, it was gnarly"
by Brucetickles November 21, 2012
Golden Codex (aka 'Alphabet Man') is a brain dead crackhead that sells more drugs in pounds than he weighs. This man is Satan in a human body and clearly a failed abortion.
by phsiclord May 05, 2020
“Please give my wife the Golden Stitch!”
“Do you mind adding one more stitch in there, you know, the Golden Stitch 😉”
“Do you mind adding one more stitch in there, you know, the Golden Stitch 😉”
by Rubeedeeznuts November 21, 2017
by Twothumbsup February 11, 2021
Golden candy is located in the cracks of Latina woman. It is that beautiful brown strip you find when you spread their asses wide open. If you haven't had your nose, tongue, or dick in there, than you have been missing heaven.
by Bakersdoesnt April 30, 2018
when a manager on a powerful position in an organisation promotes a product or service internally, which then has a better impact in sense of business.
I tried to sell my things to that company, but they never wanted my products, until a friend of mine did a golden forward, now my things are available all over their retailer stores.
by svennung September 17, 2013
by tagtag994 December 29, 2021