drive by doors

Modified homicide doors that allow a quick and efficient drive by shooting.

Is P Dawg gonna get them drive by doors on his ride? He won't even have to turn the music down he can leave it blastin while he blastin!

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2018

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p-doored

what happens to a bicycle messenger when they don't obey the traffic laws, drive between the cars stopped at a light and the sidewalk on a busy road with no parking, right when a passenger is getting out of the car, getting doored in the process, usually at 20mph or so.

Since passengers don't expect a vehicle to be flying by between the curb and the car, they don't look.

"You see that dumbass get p-doored? He should either obey the traffic laws on that meat scooter or slow down. That's gotta hurt."

by NPD June 9, 2007

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Shaq-doored

To be sodomized by an exceptionally large penis. Portmanteau of "back doored," a slang description for anal sex, and "Shaq," the nickname of a former NBA player rumored to have an exceptionally large penis.

I got Shaq-doored in the alley by my Shaq-foo instructor after class, and now my asshole feels like I sat on a Shaqtus.

by Bobert, but I go by Rob January 14, 2020

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smelly door

When you open up a warm door handle expecting there to be a fire, because a hot door handle, usually alerts a fire. The door is opened to a big toot. And a sandwich with too much mayo.

Guy 1: "had a smelly Door incident last night. I was watching Matilda and I had a nice beef"
Guy 2: "hell yeah man, welcome to campus"

by Bookerton January 7, 2018

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