Dirty Karuna

When your girlfriend shits on your toes and breaks up with you

Karuna: *strips down to nothing and shits on your toes* WE’RE DONE YOU SHITTOE
Boyfriend: Why are you being such a dirty Karuna *sobs*

by imsohotlikeamilf May 1, 2022

Dirty Alexander

A "Dirty Alexander" is when your girl or guy is choking on your cock, And you pull out and you twist his/her nipple till he/she screams and drop a load at the same time on either eye giving him/her different colored eyes like Alexander the Great.

He is going to the eye doctor because he said the Dirty Alexander gave him pink eye.

by Jockstrapanon May 14, 2020

Dirty Cob

Someone who is a dirtbag, sleazy.

Origin: When poor country folks couldn’t afford toilet paper and used eaten corn cobs instead.

Mexican farm worker: Hijole! El jefe is working us to death!
White farm worker : Tell me about it, dirty cob only pays $4 an hour.

by nemodat1 June 19, 2018

dirty nikolay

When your Russian brotha from another moth gives you a blowjob, but then has to chug vodka to kill the demons because he is actually straight.

Why do Russians love vodka?

It’s so that they would be prepared for a dirty Nikolay

by RussianLover322 April 16, 2020

Dirty Monty

Drink one beer with a spoon of tabasco as fast as you can

A: I just did a dirty monty
B: wtf. are you ok?

by Luke from Leoben September 28, 2023

dirty ringtone

when you shove your cellphone (on vibrate) up a girls ass while calling it, and fucking her pussy doggy style.

Yea the batteries went out on her dildo so I gave her a dirty ringtone.

by bendstringz August 13, 2010

Dirty Sigge

When you put your dick in the exhaust pipe of a buss, then fuck it hard until the buss breaks down into small pieces. Then you blend the small pieces in a mixer and shove it up your ass.

"Where the hell did Jacob go?"
"I heard he went for a dirty Sigge"

by Ihavegenitalherpes May 13, 2020