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Crab's Cunt

noun
Female crustacean genitals. Often used comparatively to describe slightness of space.
This joint is tighter than a crab's cunt!

I have to use a pry bar cause this 2×4 was cut to the exact length and it's tighter than a crab's cunt.
by Jerk of Iron May 26, 2021
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Ellen Crab

18 year old girl gets summer job in the canary islands, then goes to the beach on day off. lack of suncream results in horrifically burned face - its oozing and half the skin falls off.
the image is like that of a cooking crab due to colour and texture.

she is told she cant work until her face is better because its too unattractive to be put behind a reception desk.
spanish man: your face looks much better.
hannah: go on Ellen, show them the real skin!
*shows*
spanish man: aaaaaaaah its ellen crab!!!!
(said in accent can also sound a lot like Ellen Crap.)
by justbackfromholiday July 13, 2009
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CRAB AIDS

Crab aids is a batter way of saying something is aids because adding crab before it is funnier because it makes zero sense. ROH ROH RAGGY
School today was crab aids my skillet.
Facts my brostar.
by Crabaids taste good November 24, 2021
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battle crab

A crab manufactured in a laboratory in north-eastern Russia. Has ak-47s for arms. Currently in development by Sir Pizza.
Don’t worry, this base has never been raided-OH SHIT IS THAT A BATTLE CRAB?!?!
by Pizzapzy July 10, 2021
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Crab Racker

A Bitch who racks up crabs, and leaves them at you house...
Ex...That short red headed "Crab Racker" hoe, The One that walks up and down pierce street, all day, looking for money, so she can drop off more crab racking mother fuckers just called me again for the tenth time this week.
by hooootie hooootie whooo September 3, 2012
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Crab walking

Used to describe the act of someone who never initiates or avoids social activities for the sake of being lazy.
Often uses last minute excuses to avoid leaving the house.
Friend 1: hey this party is going off, are you nearly here?
Friend 2: I was about to leave but my cat purred at me twice so I gotta stay home
Friend 1: this is the second time this week you've blown me off, stop Crab walking and leave the house
by Chris Cheezus April 8, 2019
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Crab Holocaust

The heartbreaking moment when over 11 billion crabs dissapeared off the coast of the Bering Sea in early 2023. This caused the annual alaskan crab harvest to fall flat completely. and many people were left crabless.
"Did you know that 11 Billion crabs went missing? What, like a Crab Holocaust?" - The Goons, 2023
by Pickled_Penids420 March 16, 2023
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