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Dick Clap

I got the loudest dick clap
by Redpuma1223 April 19, 2022
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Medically clapped

Instead of calling somebody retarded, you can call them medically clapped because I dont know.
'Give me your phone cuh'
'You're*'
'You're medically clapped mate.'
by DatGuyIn7H November 6, 2017
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octopus clap

When two women push their vaginas together in such a fast motion that it makes a clapping and sucking noise.
ex: "she just scissored with that chick so hard I could hear an octopus clap
by cheeseytaconight March 5, 2014
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clapped vagina

When the clapped vagina is so loose you get loat in 2 seconds
by Axell Owyhee January 26, 2018
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auburn clap

When an Auburn University fan gives a fellow fan a pity fuck.
Male 1: Bro, I've been having a tough time getting laid down here in good ole Alabama.
Male 2: Dude, I can get my friend to give you an Auburn clap. Sounds sweet man bro level rofl out shit!
by alphadawgman117 January 22, 2014
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handy clapped

When a retarded guy claps a big ass fat girls cheeks
fat Girl:hey I heard your handy clapped,I'm 400 pounds,you tryna fuck
by The masts definer January 28, 2018
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pity clap

Supposedly encouraging applause, as for the last finisher in a race, that actually serves to make the recipient feel worse. By extension, any recognition received too late or after calling an achievement to someone's attention.
He knew that the cheap and meaningless "achievement certificate", given after thirty years of service, was nothing but a pity clap.
by podlet October 21, 2016
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