#blessed

A hashtag used to boast about your lifestyle, possessions, or status in life, hidden behind the guise of being divinely chosen by God.

Sitting on the porch of my mansion and planning a vacation to Hawaii. God is good. #blessed

by Defining Junk June 4, 2020

Blessing

Have permission to do something or to somebody.

Guy: Hey man do I have your blessing to ask your sister out?

Guy 2: Yeah man go ahead.

by Kypren November 28, 2021

Good morning and God bless

When you take a shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Person 1: What's taking you so long?
Person 2: I'm doing a good morning and God bless.
Person 1: You're fucking weird dude.

by BambooSteen May 23, 2018

Vatican blessing

When an ejaculation occurs on someones face then the ejaculatee draws a cross on the victims forehead with semen.

I gave her a vatican blessing right after church.

by Nitto October 17, 2017

Good Morning and God Bless

When one shits, drinks coffee, and eats breakfast simultaneously while on the toilet.

“Shit I’m late...looks like I’m doing a good morning and god bless”

“Don’t come in, I’m doing a good morning and god bless, its gonna be another twenty minutes at least.

by CarlosSalads May 23, 2018

Blessed Flinch

Millwall slang for partaking in a big lunch pre session.

Proceedings officially start at 16:00. Have a blessed flinch would be my advice.

by Zumunuk September 25, 2021

Blessed Bobby

The best Twitter account to exist. All of his tweets are GOATED. Best Bobby Firmino account to exists.

WOW! Your tweets are Blessed Bobby standard atm.

by A random FT account November 10, 2020