Text evasion

When someone who is too lazy to actually text or call you themselves, has another person text for them, usually with some pathetic excuse, like their phone has bad reception.

Your brother wants to break plans with your so he has his girlfriend text you , with a text evasion instead, "Kyle won't be able to make it today and wanted me to let you know, his phone isn't working very good."

by Loo Loo McGoo February 17, 2010

text gap

the time you wait between a text message so you don't seem desperate

8:00am you receive a text from a girl you like, don't text her back untill 8:03am so you don't look like a loser - the 3 minute window would be the text gap

by bada bing bada boom October 18, 2011

purse texting

the act of pretending to look through your purse only to use it as a texting shield during class; many teenage girls use this popular technique

I saw Brittany purse texting in class so Mrs. Johnson wouldn't see her.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 14, 2009

Text Juggling

The act of texting 3-4 people all at once. It gets really complicated, especially in group chats.

“My side chicks are blowing up my phone, this is why I’m a pro at Text Juggling”

by Senpai Fried Chicken October 22, 2017

Texting Claw

When your hand gets a cramp from texting too much and turns into a claw. Could be abbreviated by the letters "TC".

Amy: Sorry I had to call, I have "texting claw" from being so textually active today.

Nicole: That's ok, sometimes I get the TC, too.

by hickchic15 September 24, 2009

Text Vibing

Text Vibing is when two people are on the same page, or the same texting level. They are able to send vague obscure texts and the other person will still know exactly what they're talking about. They will also know the deeper meaning behind the message to a subconscious level. This is when, what actually causes the vibing aspect, takes place. Ya see, Marky Mark receives confirmation requests if these two parties are feeling these Good Vibrations. He then confirms or denies if they deserve to be apart of this Marky Mark Theory. When he confirms the Good Vibrations, that is when the two parties reach a whole new texting level, hence, Text Vibing.

Murph: I'll call him until his phone dies, like an angered over jealous untrusting girlfriend.
Ally: So basically your ex?
Murph: Oh my God! That's the reason I was using that example!
Ally: WE'RE TEXT VIBING!
Murph: THANKS MARKY MARK!!
Marky Mark: C'mon C'mon! Feel it Feel it!

by Shrug n Ally-Dizzle December 17, 2013

Text cuck

When you lets your girl read and respond to the boys group text.

I know that wasnt Keith, he is such a text cuck.

by Unfollowed February 11, 2020