salty grape

Eating a "Salty grape" shows how salty one other person is and "butthurt" which is usually used to tilt or fuck with other people

Men: YO GET DESTROYED IN BASKETBALL 60 POINTS IN THE FIRST QUATER
Men 2: THATS CUZ MY TEAM IS BAD
Men: only salty grapes man

by Derpyried February 15, 2018

mushy grape

the act where a guy shits on his balls then slaps somone in the face with them

jake- hey you want a mushy grape
shay-o yeah give it to me on my nine incher

by nineincher October 13, 2010

Grape Smugglers

Extremely tight, and uncomfortable, underwear that closely hold your balls in place.

My new underwear are seriously tight on my balls. I think I bought some grape smugglers.

by Hdrihner11 November 17, 2015

Pruning Grapes

The act of artistically styling one's own pubic hair to maximize testicular succulence.

Brad became a man the day he began pruning grapes.

by Oregon Hipster July 27, 2016

bag of grapes

A play on the phrase “ya bag of.....”, meaning: Aren’t you special all popular for nothing for no reason at all. Just like grapes.

Sam: Oh shes famous for being on youtube

Mr. O: Isnt she a bag of grapes

by MrOSuperMan November 21, 2017

raise grapes

When you place each hand under a testical and simultaniously raise them up and then lower them back down.

"My father had a vinyard here, he used to raise grapes."

"I BOUGHT U BREAKFAST!"

by Ewahl January 6, 2009

Cheese and Grapes

The food of the gods. Zeus famously murdered his own father, Kronos, over a plate of cheese and grapes.

Thank the lord for cheese and grapes.

by SmartyPants222222222222 September 20, 2012