jack rug

Synonym of jizz rag; something used to wipe up semen after masturbation.

Keep a jack rug handy when wanking to tidy up your mess and wipe away your shame.

by Randy Rick 69 June 9, 2017

Disco Rug

A Disco Rug is an interchangeable term used to describe either a mustache or pubic hair, with the meaning typically depending on the context in which it is used.

Example A: “Hey man, I saw you rocking that disco rug Saturday night. Lookin’ good!”

Example B: “It was a long night. We went back to their apartment and I found out they had a crazy Disco Rug.”

by NumberOneSwimmer February 8, 2022

Pubic rug burn

When you and your partner violently rub up against each other, causing a fire.

kaya: yooooo can we have sex?
millie: yeah but just a pubic rug burn though lets not charizard tho
kaya: oops sorry

by Gilf Destroyer 6969 May 20, 2025

mug rug

Rug for your mug; beard.

Did you see his beard? He has one sick mug rug.

by Gang/star/kitty November 12, 2014

rug rash

(a) Friction burn from sliding or rubbing against an abrasive material, particularly carpet or rug.

A similar term, 'road rash', is used for similar burns stemming from sliding against asphalt, eg. crashing a motorcycle or falling off a bike at speed.

Despite the soft carpet dampening Johnny's fall, he still got some nasty rug rash from that fall.

by Ldub0775 September 29, 2023

Lunch rug

A replacement of bad words you when your angry (like the "f" word)

*drops phone* AWW LUNCH RUG

by Blubarry December 18, 2015

Alaskan rug burn

When you take a rug, wrap someone up in it and roll them down a big grassy hill.

“Oh no he didn’t, he didn’t really just get an Alaskan Rug Burn did he?”

by The Ziggller September 18, 2022