When two people get a text message simultaneously. The person who fails to say "Jinx text" first becomes Jinxed. This person can no longer speak until the Jinxer or one of the witnesses to the jinx says the name of the jinxed person.
by LukeyLuke December 22, 2012
Get the Jinx textmug. When you send or respond to a text without fully thinking about the consequences of doing so. Similar to drunk texting but you're completely sober. Its more just plain impulsive
Example 1:
Father: You stayed out too late at that party last night; you're grounded for the next week
Son: Fuck you old man!
Father: make that the next month
Son: C'mon dad, that was my text reflex!
Example 2:
Texter Dude 1: Hey baby, you wanna go hookup behind the bleachers?
Texter Chick 1: Hell no you creeper! WTF is up with u? Drunk?
Texter Chick 1's friend: Yah, that was his text reflex
Father: You stayed out too late at that party last night; you're grounded for the next week
Son: Fuck you old man!
Father: make that the next month
Son: C'mon dad, that was my text reflex!
Example 2:
Texter Dude 1: Hey baby, you wanna go hookup behind the bleachers?
Texter Chick 1: Hell no you creeper! WTF is up with u? Drunk?
Texter Chick 1's friend: Yah, that was his text reflex
by TexterReflexer13 October 4, 2011
Get the text reflexmug. It's a combination of Ted Kaczynski the Unabomber and a text so lethal that it blows the mind of the person receiving it.
You cannot unsend these or repair any relationship. Not only will the person never speak to you again, but there is a chance you might be contacted by the authorities.
You cannot unsend these or repair any relationship. Not only will the person never speak to you again, but there is a chance you might be contacted by the authorities.
by LordViper June 17, 2021
Get the Text Kaczynskimug. by sixstringer June 21, 2014
Get the Text echomug. The feeling you get when someone doesn't respond to your semi-sarcastic text... which you thought was harmless...and may not have been...or maybe they want you to think it was mean...but maybe they're just fucking with you...and you get all anxious...ARRRRGHHH!!
Rick says, "I should be able to do that for you. Let me check with the boss (his wife) and I'll get right back to you." Allison answers, "OK, Gene" (knowing Gene is a totally henpecked douchebag who can't make a move on his own). Rick makes Allison text squirm until he gets at least 3 anxious responses before he laughs at her.
by rickebabe November 13, 2013
Get the text squirmmug. A text message that is sent when you cant remember what you were talking about. It is normaly a one word text that could work for many sittuations.
by cmarshallmqt December 3, 2011
Get the reaction textmug. Text Vibing is when two people are on the same page, or the same texting level. They are able to send vague obscure texts and the other person will still know exactly what they're talking about. They will also know the deeper meaning behind the message to a subconscious level. This is when, what actually causes the vibing aspect, takes place. Ya see, Marky Mark receives confirmation requests if these two parties are feeling these Good Vibrations. He then confirms or denies if they deserve to be apart of this Marky Mark Theory. When he confirms the Good Vibrations, that is when the two parties reach a whole new texting level, hence, Text Vibing.
Murph: I'll call him until his phone dies, like an angered over jealous untrusting girlfriend.
Ally: So basically your ex?
Murph: Oh my God! That's the reason I was using that example!
Ally: WE'RE TEXT VIBING!
Murph: THANKS MARKY MARK!!
Marky Mark: C'mon C'mon! Feel it Feel it!
Ally: So basically your ex?
Murph: Oh my God! That's the reason I was using that example!
Ally: WE'RE TEXT VIBING!
Murph: THANKS MARKY MARK!!
Marky Mark: C'mon C'mon! Feel it Feel it!
by Shrug n Ally-Dizzle December 17, 2013
Get the Text Vibingmug.