taller in a chair

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.")

Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing;
assuming the chair doesn't collapse.

by Goofnut November 19, 2023

taller sitting

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than 5 Shanghai phonebooks.

Gertrude is so damn fat that she's two inches taller sitting in a chair than she is when she's standing,
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.

by Goofnut November 20, 2023

Tajkera

Tajkera is a sweet and wonderful human being, she is just the best, with the ability to make others feel included

Tajkera is just the best

by dracula67 November 20, 2023

Takeru Ishigaki

Hentai Sama

Have you seen Takeru Ishigaki?
OH you mean Hentai Sama??
HAI!!!!!

by loverice20 December 6, 2023

Tanker

A fat shit that squeezes out of a tight brown asshole.

Sorry mom I can’t get the groceries I am taking a tanker.

by Chicus ricus March 17, 2024

talmer

Talmer is a dickhead, utterly disgusting human, is pathetic and shit at everything.

Is the type of person who would run over your dog with a car then give you 5 dollars and a 1970s Coca Cola bottle cap and says sorry.
Is annoying and the worst person to be around. Affiliating yourself with this person is a death wish, as you will be kicked out of every social group you have ever known.

“At least I’m not talmer!”

by Number1talmerhater March 27, 2024

tanker shot

a stinky fart usaly by eating beans or chickpeas

jeremy tanker shoted in the midle of the class

by kalymnaki April 9, 2024