Retarded duck syndrome is a disease that affects both body and mind. Its main targets are teenage girls, but adolescent figures and the elderly may suffer this as well. The first signs of this disease is duck lip poses in pictures with your friends. It then eventually moves on to duck-lip selfies as well. These photos are then posted to online sites such as facebook and twitter.Eventually, the disease begins to control you and eventually, you turn into a retarded duck.
"Hey, look at that duck splashing around in the pond."
"Oh, that's just Rebecca. She got retarded duck syndrome from posting too many pictures on facebook."
"Oh, that's just Rebecca. She got retarded duck syndrome from posting too many pictures on facebook."
by beanerpunta123 September 5, 2013
Get the Retarded Duck Syndrome mug.A severe psychological impairment that develops after playing hella too much Among Us. People who suffer from Among Us syndrome will start to become extremely distrusting of everyone around them, with delusions that somebody in the crowd is an imposter plotting to kill them. As the syndrome grows worse, their entire vocabulary will be reduced to one word: SUS.
It is highly recommended to see a therapist immediately, should a person contract this formidable syndrome.
It is highly recommended to see a therapist immediately, should a person contract this formidable syndrome.
Bob: Oh hey Mike! What's u—
Mike: GO AWAY BOB!! I KNOW YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER
Bob: What?! What are you even on about?
Mike: SHUT IT BOB, YOU SUS!!!!!
Bob: Jesus Mike you sound like you have Among Us syndrome, you seriously need to go see a therapist.
Mike: Ohhhh but that's what you want me to do, right? I bet the therapist is secretly an imposter waiting to kill me and you two are lovers working together. That's it I'm calling a meeting.
Bob: I... I have no words...
Mike: GO AWAY BOB!! I KNOW YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER
Bob: What?! What are you even on about?
Mike: SHUT IT BOB, YOU SUS!!!!!
Bob: Jesus Mike you sound like you have Among Us syndrome, you seriously need to go see a therapist.
Mike: Ohhhh but that's what you want me to do, right? I bet the therapist is secretly an imposter waiting to kill me and you two are lovers working together. That's it I'm calling a meeting.
Bob: I... I have no words...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 18, 2021
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A spectrum social disorder that makes a man think he's entitled to date or have sexual relationships with women simply because he sees himself as a "good person."
Level 1: The most mild form of NGS. This from of the disease usually occurs with a man who has been rejected for the first time. Symptoms include: anxiety, depression, irrational fear, lack of necessary social skills, and total obliviousness to how women work. If this man were to try to approach a women, he will come off as a "creep" to this woman, for he will probably use the wrong choice of words. He will also have body language that will make him appear as if he is a "stalker." He is probably just a man who has yet to "come out of his shell."
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Level 2: A slightly more severe form of NGS, most common men over 21. Symptoms include: passive aggression, intense frustration, resentment towards women, obliviousness of how the world works, and contemplations of revenge. This man will successfully convince his female victim to become his friend. After the nice guy confesses his feelings, she'll politely reject him. He'll call her out; claiming she only likes to date "douchebags" or "badasses." He'll soon start using derogatory words. The nice guy will return home and start masturbating to silicone-enhanced porn stars. He will google the term "nice guy." He will most likely give the web definitions a "thumbs down," as he is probably a nervous wreck who can't "take a joke."
Level 1: The most mild form of NGS. This from of the disease usually occurs with a man who has been rejected for the first time. Symptoms include: anxiety, depression, irrational fear, lack of necessary social skills, and total obliviousness to how women work. If this man were to try to approach a women, he will come off as a "creep" to this woman, for he will probably use the wrong choice of words. He will also have body language that will make him appear as if he is a "stalker." He is probably just a man who has yet to "come out of his shell."
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Level 2: A slightly more severe form of NGS, most common men over 21. Symptoms include: passive aggression, intense frustration, resentment towards women, obliviousness of how the world works, and contemplations of revenge. This man will successfully convince his female victim to become his friend. After the nice guy confesses his feelings, she'll politely reject him. He'll call her out; claiming she only likes to date "douchebags" or "badasses." He'll soon start using derogatory words. The nice guy will return home and start masturbating to silicone-enhanced porn stars. He will google the term "nice guy." He will most likely give the web definitions a "thumbs down," as he is probably a nervous wreck who can't "take a joke."
by Jay Strat August 6, 2018
Get the Nice Guy Syndrome mug.More commonly known as BPS. This is a condition common in teens and college age persons in which one is perpetually unsatisfied by a given party, get-together, hoedown, blowout, rage, and/or shindig regardless of the actual quality of said event. This results in an inexplicable and insatiable desire to search for a superior party, thereby insulting the hosts and annoying all of their friends.
Sally and all of her friends are at a swinging high school get-together. Everyone is enjoying themselves; everyone that is... except for Sally.
Sally: Hey, so what's Billy up to tonight?
Friend X: Billy? I dunno. (while taking a shot)
<one minute later>
Sally: I just texted him! He says he's having people over. We should go!
Friend X: Why?
Sally: I don't know. I'm bored. Let's check it out. (looking nonchalant)
Friend X: Ugh. Fine. (turning to Friend Y) We're going to Billy's.
Friend Y: Looks like another night ruined by BPS (Better Party Syndrome).
Sally: Hey, so what's Billy up to tonight?
Friend X: Billy? I dunno. (while taking a shot)
<one minute later>
Sally: I just texted him! He says he's having people over. We should go!
Friend X: Why?
Sally: I don't know. I'm bored. Let's check it out. (looking nonchalant)
Friend X: Ugh. Fine. (turning to Friend Y) We're going to Billy's.
Friend Y: Looks like another night ruined by BPS (Better Party Syndrome).
by I Am The Party March 5, 2009
Get the Better Party Syndrome mug.Beautiful people who didn't get pretty until high school or later, and were nice because they were ugly. The niceness carries over through life.
by andrea February 5, 2003
Get the ugly duckling syndrome mug.1. A time in life everyone tries to forget. It usually involves acting totally different than you actually are. Sometimes people think they have superpowers or think that they are super cool. No matter what case of 8th grade syndrome it is, people will never want to remember it.
Guy: Remember back when you had eighth grade syndrome you thought you had superpowers and were destined to save the world.
Guy 2: I was trying to forget those dark times.
Guy 2: I was trying to forget those dark times.
by xXsadboiXx May 25, 2018
Get the eighth grade syndrome mug.In a pride of lions, one (occasionally as many as 3-4) male is the undisputed leader. This male is usually between the ages of 3 and 15, and it is he who mates with all the females, drives out the younger males, and defends the pride from outside threats.
Young lions, on the other hand, are driven out of the pride by the old male/s when they reach maturity. From this point on they generally roam, looking for an old male to challenge and replace as head of their own pride.
The analogy extends to human behavior, particularly in areas where men compete, such as sports and social situations. For instance, an 18-year old college freshman continually trying to outchug a 24-year old graduate student who has been drinking for several years may be referred to as having "Young Lion Syndrome."
Young lions, on the other hand, are driven out of the pride by the old male/s when they reach maturity. From this point on they generally roam, looking for an old male to challenge and replace as head of their own pride.
The analogy extends to human behavior, particularly in areas where men compete, such as sports and social situations. For instance, an 18-year old college freshman continually trying to outchug a 24-year old graduate student who has been drinking for several years may be referred to as having "Young Lion Syndrome."
Headline: Vitali Klitschko knocks out Samuel Peter! Today the old lion returned to defend his crown. 37-year old Vitali Klitschko hammered 28-year old Samuel Peter, forcing him to quit at the end of the eighth round.
Peter declared during a press conference prior to the fight that Klitschko was "too old" to defeat him - clearly a case of "Young Lion Syndrome".
Peter declared during a press conference prior to the fight that Klitschko was "too old" to defeat him - clearly a case of "Young Lion Syndrome".
by havick March 25, 2009
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