cal strike.

cal strike.

cal strike.

by dontlikestanislas June 03, 2021

Simian Strike

(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business. A euphemism for a monkey punch.

That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a simian strike last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore

by MonkeyPuncher October 04, 2021

Simian strike

When you are about to slam a woman from behind, but instead you fist it with an uppercut.

"She was waiting for me to put it in and instead I went all simian strike on her"

by TheBiggestHead October 05, 2021

strike 'n slap

An advanced sales technique commonly used to exert dominance over a customer who is being an idiot. The salesman will slam his hands down on the table as hard as possible. When the customer looks up in shock to see what happened, the salesman will immediately slap the customer. This lets the customer know you are NOT there to screw around.

This customer is totally unreasonable. I may have to give him the Ole strike 'n slap.

by Love Stinks January 25, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

D strike

To completely destroy someone or something (putting people’s nan’s in wheelchairs)

Shut up petrie or i’ll d strike your nan

by ac99uk April 09, 2018

Three finger fluster strike

When you surprise her by putting 3 fingers in her pussy.

I totally pulled a three finger fluster strike on her!

by Alek Wright February 23, 2022