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comatose curb stomp blow job kick

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

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Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018
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gorilla stomping

a dance performed by eurotrash, commonly seem on the island of ibiza. The dance consists of keeping the arms out like you are holding a box and not moving them. Then stomping the feet side to side while turning the shoulders slightly.
That guy dancing on the table over there has been gorilla stomping for over an hour. He must be tripping on e.
by nico464 October 5, 2009
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Walabee Stomp

The act of stomping on the ground in a pair of legit, real Walabees
(run up behind your friend, jump in the air, and on the way down scream WALABEE STOMP.)
by walebee stomp December 23, 2009
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Cougar-Stomped

After a hot and steamy night with a "cougar," in the shower, on the counter, maybe even on the floor; she leaves you unexpectedly under cover of the night. May result in a deep deep depression, and possibly a sweet porn video you filmed without her knowledge.
"Hey man did you bring any chicks home after you left the bar?"

Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!
by 38-ProfessorOfMadness November 30, 2010
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Ho Stomping

When you get pissed at a male or female friend for being a complete retard before a large group of people.
Girl: Did you see him? I was ho stomping him for a week.

Boy: Bitch. Oh my god, you do that one more time I swear to god i will be ho stomping you until I die.
by Ho Stomper June 18, 2010
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Fanny Stomp

The act of kidnapping, ("taking" if that sounds better)...several tourists or people who may appear to be a tourist of some sort, driving them to an unknown location, and then follow that by dragging them out of the vehicle with your buddies and literally "stomping" those goofy "fanny"-pack wearing bitches till their bloody, but not dead.
"So anyway, the other day, there was like six fanny-fags walking down market street, so me and Lysol grab those niggas and brought 'em to the spot and I called up my boys and we had ourselves a fanny stomping party."
by Leroy and Cletus January 16, 2008
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looyisana swamp stomp

A sex act; You and your partner are completely nude, with the exclusion of army boots. You head on down to the untamed Looyisana Bayoo, And perform a three-way with a 12 foot gator.
John Doe: Annie wanted a little more excitement with sex, so I Looyisana Swamp Stomped her!
by Here_Comes_The_King March 10, 2014
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