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comatose curb stomp blow job kick

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

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Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018
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The Old Clomp and Stomp

"DO NOT eat laxatives before showering, had to pull out the old clomp and stomp in there"
by LacklusterBallbuster January 28, 2022
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Russian curb stomp

Choking someone until thy pass out, snapping their neck, tripping them onto a curb and stomping on it until it pops like a grape
Bro last night i fucked a bitch and then Russian curb stomped her
by Russian Curb Stomp September 2, 2019
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Jamaican Waffle Stomp

When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.
Yo dude you Jamaican waffle stomped me so hard! You available again tonight?!
by GangstaGreg2100 May 20, 2024
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Stomp

used in the 70s and 80s to refer to truckers, rednecks, who fight and cuss to make up for their lack of intelligence.
Don't trust a stomp, they can never find anything nice to say.
by Blendernaut June 26, 2021
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rump stomping

The act of anonymous, usually violent anal intercourse.
Bill is going to the local gentlemans' bath house to Do some rump stomping!
by Jeff_Miffinstenfurter January 26, 2016
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chomo stomping

To do a public service that the American justice system fails to do. To stomp on chomo's heads until it splits open like a dropped watermelon.
Hey neighbor if your not busy tonight you are welcome to join me amd the guys, we are going downtown and do some chomo stomping.
by For a brighter tomorrow March 13, 2025
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