squid

A kid who thinks they are the shit, yet a huge pussy. Brags about how many bitches he fucks, when in fact he fucks 0. A squid bitches when no girls show up to the party, yet he never talks to any when they actually do show up.

Johnny is such a squid wearing his vineyard vines and sperrys standing in the corner.

by squidmaster1 January 28, 2017

squid daddy

1. The best god damn person in the entire plane of existence. Zora the King of Squids

2. An alcoholic beverage comprised of vodka, tequila, vanilla ice cream, chocolate ice cream, butterscotch, and caramel in the form of a milkshake.

1. Yo bro look at Zora the Squid Daddy.

2. I could totally go for a Squid Daddy right now.

by Zora the King of Squids July 1, 2017

Squid

A person that is weird.

Jared is such a squid, he's so weird

by CHARLITTTTTTTTTTT August 19, 2017

Sluiper

A Sluiper is a person who stays in your building, University Residence or apartment complex who does not partake or involve themselves in any part of the whole. This means that a sluiper keeps to himself, somewhat like a hermit, but worse. This word is derived from Dutch desent, meaning a ‘prowler’ or somebody who ‘lays low’.

“You are such a sluiper, you didn’t even attend the University Residence’s our long last Thursday!”

by CheeseSlayer October 10, 2017

squidap

Something slimy and slushy often coming from an octopus of squid usually unpleasant and gross

That squid got squidap all over my hands

by Hipo May 23, 2018

Squiblet

A small turd that's been pinched off on each side.

When i went into the bathroom after Sharon...there was a bunch of hot squiblets floating in the bowl.

by Squibdog June 22, 2018

Squid Bitch

That awkward kid in the friend group, that always gets shit on. The kinda dude who won’t even try to talk to girls cuz it’s a lost cause.

You forgot your wallet again!? maTT quit being such a squid bitch, god damn.

by Astranger2u October 31, 2018