Spunk Fucker

The dweeb that hangs around when his mom makes him get off the nintendo and out of the house. Usually awkwardly to them self and puts a damper on the atmosphere in general. Commonly known to fuck bagels in-between online matches

Oh no! My mom is making me hang out with that Spunk Fucker from down the street again!

by blubberbutt321 June 6, 2011

Gunkle Spunk

When someone's got that absolute swang in them and you CAN'T resist their fat spunky monkey

Gerald: "That girls got one MASSIVE Gunkle Spunk!"

Herold: "What the fuck?"

by xbot7564 June 30, 2024

A Casket Of Nathan's SPUNK

Blackbeard lost tresure

Titanic shoyld have been a documentry abut A Casket Of Nathan's SPUNK

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

Spunk bubble

A word to define a person that is annoying you

Shut Hope you Spunk Bubble

by Spunk Bubble 123 February 23, 2021

spunk

Pippi Longstocking invented this word.

"I came up with a new word... SPUNK!!" --Pippi Longstocking

by Maskinen January 27, 2017

Spunk Slap

the action of cumming in ones hand and slapping someone in the face with said hand.. said to be a great insult.

"Martin drops my beloved coffecup and breaks it thus breaking my heart.
There was notheng left to do than to spunk slap him."

by Bturus Backstabber October 16, 2021

spunk the bottle

During the sesh someone spills the beer/bong/shottie bottle. That person has 'spunked the bottle'

John tried to catch the open beer can but it spilled on the floor. He had spunk the bottle

by FaceItYoDead August 12, 2017