spreading like wildflower

An unintentional distortion of the phrase "spreading like wildfire", which, oddly, is both poetically evocative and accurate in its imagery.

Anne would often say, of a rumor, a fashion or a craze, "it's spreading like wildflower", and he was too impressed by its inner truth and charm to ever correct her.

by Monkey's Dad June 12, 2021

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Eye Spreading

When she pops out her glass eye and you skull fuck her and cum in the socket creating eye caulk to properly set the glass eye.

My buddy T-Bone was eye spreading this hooker and she woke up with crusties in her eye hole.

by DirtyMouthMedic May 21, 2022

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Get bread spread on

To be flexed on by another person, either through them displaying money or showcasing an expensive item.

"I didn't expect to get bread spread on on today, but when John casually pulled out a wad of cash at lunch, or when Sarah flaunted her new designer watch, it caught me by surprise."

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A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.

Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020

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Spreading

When you spread your shit to form a solid layer. Remember to cover your ass when you take a shower to build those layers! Or just don't shower at all.

Guy 1: Damn man, I forgot to cover my ass and my spread melted from the shower.
Guy 2: Why the fuck would you shower in the first place if you're spreading?
Guy 1: idk

by Benoodle5 April 6, 2020

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