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Love spread

The act of spreading semen over your partner as if they were a toaster strudel.
Would you like my love spread ?
by Jl96 August 17, 2021
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Get bread spread on

To be flexed on by another person, either through them displaying money or showcasing an expensive item.
"I didn't expect to get bread spread on on today, but when John casually pulled out a wad of cash at lunch, or when Sarah flaunted her new designer watch, it caught me by surprise."
by Gamergmaing66 November 16, 2023
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wide-spread panic

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.
Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!
by QuacksO May 11, 2022
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Spread

the act of a female opening her legs for sexual favors.
If Bob sees Flo Layed Down.

Flo just spread her legs and How it is.
by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018
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Brown Spread

The act of spreading your butt cheeks, puckering, and often expressing small amounts of feces out of your anus for the boys. Not to be confused with "Pink Spread" in which one boof' 2C-B.
"Hey Justin check this live brown spread!"
by (Br)(ad) November 29, 2024
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french spread

A french spread is a delightful assortment of cheeses arrayed on the inner thigh of a person. This spread must be picked up via the tongue, and the plate must be licked clean when the cheese is finished.
The cheese monger had acquired a nice meunster to finish the french spread.
by theevanshow December 2, 2014
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Banana spreading

Ricky couldn't find a knife so he resorted to banana spreading at the campsite
by Dr. Pigeon June 5, 2022
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