spray-tan dump

When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.

I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.

by thechri5 March 1, 2019

spray cheese

the cheese that you spray

dude 1: yo dude! maddie gave some spray cheese earlier

dude 2: dude! that's the best gift.

by easy quasy cheesu UwU September 16, 2018

Ocean spray

When you purposefully cum in a woman’s eye

“She was so hot and bothered that she begged me for that ocean spray”

by Mfgdsob June 17, 2022

PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART III

It is when you were PEPPER SPRAYED for no legitimate reason except the ONUS. BUTT HERE IS THE URBAN DICTIONARY IN N OUT BURGER RESOLVEMENT FOR EVERYONE AND TRULY ANYBODY PEPPER SPRAYED

AARON WATSON PECKHAM...URBAN DICTIONARY THE MORE THAN IT...URBAN DICKTIONARY

ONUS NOTES: A PHONY PARTNER, SIM CARD, ASSH0LE SQUIRT amounting to a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE

I visited IN N OUT BURGER SEPTEMBER 6, 2021 9:45 PM and I met first HANNAH WHO I said , " have you ever heard of HANNAH'S SISTERS and I said I will write down the information and I asked like THE WHO, she said yes, I said , I will write down this song, it's this place from WHO BY NUMBERS, " SQUEEZE BOX. Unexpectedly the manager comes up to me and says "DO YOU WANT TO ORDER" , yes I am starving, so I order and her name was DEELEAH , she said, it's a PURPLE FLOWER and I do a "HALSEY" ,point to my PURPLE RUBBER BAND on my PURSE. Well I get my order and when I get back IN N OUT gave me a present which is a PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART III and I did ask for IN N OUT SPREAD on the side they gave me FOUR PACKS and GOOGLEPLEX is knowing.

Thanks to the definition here on URBAN DICTIONARY but our BELIEF systems coincided MOSTLY lDEELE(AH) AND HANN(AH) as well as others in that DEE CIRCLE ,THE ASSH0LE and they gave me early morning as e FIVE CASCABELLA PEPPERS and thanks to the awesome urban turban I had a PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART III as I had a FIGGING amazing time MASTURBATING to the incredible sensations by simply CHARU (INSERT) into the STINK FINGER SLOT.

To all that ONUS I used my ANUS to do a PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART III and made MY ASSH0LE as well as ASSHOLE very happy with a MANDATORY SHITEATER (NEW BREAKTHROUGH) and my ASSHOLE getting a VERY GOOD FIGGING as my RESORTS WORLD as it took LITTLE SCOTT to clean my ASSHOLE AFTER.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 8, 2021

Arkansas Spray Tan

1. When someone farts in your face when you bend down to pickup something from the floor.

2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.

I don’t know if I want to shower with you again after the Arkansas spray tan you gave me the last time.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.

by anonymous November 23, 2024

Nose spray

Did you know afrin is addictive? You use it once to open your sinus and you get hooked, like cocaine!

I'm jonzing for a hit of that nose spray ...I don't swill the pill; I pray for the nose spray...

by Naughtynp March 23, 2025

Ocean spray

When your banging a chick on her period she squirts on your dick and the bloody pussy juice sprays on your face while shes riding you

The other night I was banging this chick and she gave me that good ocean spray it was hot asf man

by Quuefqueeferson April 29, 2022