Creamy Soldier

When you cum and your dick is still erect, so it resembles a soldier standing tall as he creams.

Person 1 - Woah bro, she gave me the creamy soldier last night!! It was awesome!
Person 2 - No way! Mine just gets soft bro!

by Creeperhannah October 5, 2021

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Shining the soldier

Another phrase for having a wank

Well i was just shining the soldier, then the doorbell rang.

Can't come out yet, i'm busy shining the soldier!

by Natures Glue October 11, 2016

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art soldier

A creative person devoted to free expression and willing to rough it as they create.

Basquiat was truly an art soldier. He painted what he knew and lived in grim conditions became he was so ahead of his time.

by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022

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lost soldier

Slip the condom off while inside the girl without her knowing.

I met this chick last night and lost my soldier! She had no idea but will know in a month. Gave her a lost soldier.

by Darryl Tolbert June 2, 2017

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A tattoo covered subterranean who obsesses over blackout on Xbox. Spends every waking hour looting houses and the backpacks of fallen adversaries. Known for dropping in the same spot everytime and complaining about there not being a backpack. Also known for demeaning teammates when they don't win in duos. The type of teammates that will call you all day, starting at 4 am, until sundown to play and then rage out when things go south. A gamer who has to grow on you before you can stand the sound of their raspy voice in game chat. A winner in the digital world; but, a real degenerate scumbags loser overall.

I used to.really like video games. Now every time I turn my box on some scummy digital Pigeon soldier sends me a barrage of invites.

by mau di dieu mau May 27, 2019

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european soldier bag

A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.

Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.

The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.

by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011

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