Soccer

The BEST sport ever played. In most of the world its call futbol which is NOT to be confused with the fucked up game us americans have call FOOTBALL in which you DONT USE YOUR feet, like ever.

ME-I love soccer i have pickup soccer on Fridays, 2 Games on Saturday, practice on Sunday, Goalie practice on Wendsday followed by regular practice.
Football loveing retard- that sounds boring I'd rather watch football the most retarted sport ever in which you dont use your feet
ME-WOOOOWWWW ur retarded

by soccergirlat February 16, 2009

soccer

a sport where two teams of girls/feminine men run around and kick a ball for 90 minutes, soccer fans get angry when they're called pussies just because their sport involves no contact and little to no use of the hands, they also insist that their sport is exciting despite the mundayne nature of passing the ball a thousand times and extremely low scoring games, it is, however a good pastime for women who like to keep in shape.

I punched some fag in the face the other day because he was bitching about how I had disrespected soccer.

by canadian_football_fan April 9, 2006

soccer

1. A great respected sport that requires lots of skill and will never get respect by most north americans.

2. A branch off of a no holds barred game where people would try to make points by kicking a ball over a bar.

by Steven August 20, 2003

soccer punch

a swift kick to the shin

Sam tried to soccer punch John, but he hopped away, causing her to fall on her face.

by jsu September 3, 2005

soccer

or "footie" as most soccer playing individuals would call it, is the mother of the much more manly football (Rugby). Soccer players start their career in rugby then move quickly to soccer because they cannot "hack" the hard hitting, beer drinking, partying all night long part of Rugby. It does not sadden the rugby world that soccer is more popular however, because they would just assume not be associated with the soccer players. Some ruggers been quoted as saying, "we don't want to be associated with the soccer playing fags."

Dude! wanna go play some soccer?

No thanks, I don't like taking it in the ass. I want to play Rugby.

by lssurfc April 8, 2008

soccer

The sport that broke my freaking ankle and sprained the other one!

by Kat July 22, 2003

soccer

A game enjoyed by ten year olds and people outside the United States. Nobody relevant enjoys soccer. It is a faggy looking game you can get no pleasure participating in or watching. Eurofags especially get worked up over it, because in their countries, soccer is the only thing they're good at, as they've long been irrelevant as world powers for ages. In Europe, soccer is called "football". It makes more sense to call that football than American football, but since it's such a shitty sport, nobody in the U.S. can bring themselves to call it that.

Eurofag: Blimey, mate, what a rousing game of football!
American: Soccer's for fags, limey.
Eurofag: Wot wot? Oh yeah? Well the pound beats the dollar!
American: Enjoy your faggy no-hands game, loser with bad teeth.

by Penguin Truth March 15, 2008