eswen smith

Eswen is an empty slag who is going out with a fatty chode nigga, she dyes her hair every few months and once accidentally dyed it ginger. James White then proceeded to “rape her with insults” . When she gets pissed she puts her bent-ass middle finger up. Eswen hates the letter k for some unknown reason and when you punch her in the arm she then has 44 orgasms before saying “ouch that really hurt” in a slutty starbucks girl voice. She also tried to get her ear pierced up the top of her ear but ended up having it fucking infected coz she is fucking stupid. She always claims to be in a higher set than me until I tell her that I’m top set for science and maths and when she gets to English she remembers that I’m in the same set as her and says shuttup before I’ve even said anything.

Eswen Smith is a retard
James: hey eswen
Eswen: yh
James: how’s your earing

Eswen: shuttup
James: k
Eswen: oh my god stoppppppp
James: k
Eswen: starts saying how she’ll kill James and it will never happen
James: ur boyfriend is fat
Eswen: *puts bent fucking middle finger up*
James: ur finger is as bent as ur boyfriend

Eswen: *punches james*
James: *punches her back*
Eswen: owwwww why did you do that!!!!
James: because I can

by Fatty nigga bitch March 01, 2019

Lily Smith

Lily Smith is a perfect girl who is loyal kind and such an amazing person. She is basically HEATHER. She tries to be the best and she really is the best. She may overthink alot but damn she is just the best person in the whole world. Luv ya lily.

Girl : Damn that girl is just the definition of PERFECT

Girl 2 : She must be lily smith

by Babey Kimmy October 05, 2020

J.R Smith

If your J.R smith then you do drugs, love to drink achohol and most of the time your very high. Also if your J.R smith and you get in the finals, you don't know whats going on.

Please don't do a J.R smith and run the clock down when we aren't winning.

by Ben dover please come here June 18, 2020

Brooklyn smith

A back-stabber who will betray you i was once friends with him,but he was fake as hell

why was i ever friends with you brooklyn smith -_-

by kjwhereyouat March 11, 2022

brooklyn smith

Someone you cant trust

Brooklyn smith is fake

by kjwhereyouat April 22, 2022

John Smiths

Alcoholic drink, which comes in three varieties,

1. Bitter
2. Extra Smooth
3. Extra Cold

Built it's legacy on being a no-nonsense beer. The greatest drink to have in a pub (especially in extra cold form), I'ts taste is neither especially rotten nor sweet, and it does not have the same complexion as urine (a.k.a Carlsberg,Fosters)

As an added bonus it's also cheaper in most places than other drinks!

Hey man, coming to the Black Sheep tonight??
No Way, they don't even sell John Smiths were goin elsewhere!!

by R_p April 15, 2006

Christian Smith

A red-headed child who has very few friends and wears tube socks.

I saw a christian smith at the food market.

by Smeadly September 14, 2008