smack the b

Aggressively hooting a b-toke, bro.

Hey Harrison Backer, Victoria, BC, want to come over to smack the b and play rocket league later?

by cockmaster42 December 12, 2016

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Smiggidy Smacked

A term used for when you are HIGH AS SHIT, or drunk, usually both.

Tom: "Dude, are you good?"
Jake:"ummm..asjkdhgjk"
Tom: "you are SMIGGIDY SMACKED"

by uberdank September 15, 2016

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After gravity has taken it's toll upon the male genitalia a man can now use his scrotum and testicles as a wreaking ball. Assuming he has two, one needs to bounce back into the other testicle sending it hurdling towards the desired object. Thus the pendulum effect.

Bro: How did you get that hole in your bathroom wall?

You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.

Bro: Ouch!

by Mr.Al January 16, 2015

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smack juice

The black sticky liquid that covers all walls, floors and bars. Made from a mixture of sweat drips, vodbulls and spit. It sticks to clothes, shoes and if you fall over it makes getting back up hard. Thought it is greatly hated many would miss it if it were to be removed

i fell over in smack and got covered in smack juice. It ruined my high waisted white jeans

by LanguageSudent October 7, 2015

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