brain-slap

verb. to surprise yourself by doing something unexpected or something you thought was out of your league

I used to think I was stuck in my behavioural patterns forever. Then I brain-slapped myself.

Doing something revolutionary like asking for help really brain-slapped me.

by Krkič February 12, 2019

dog slapping

The act of slapping a canine as an act of dicipline or dominace

"He went dog slapping... but hes dog slapping a pack of wolves?"
"You idiot, quit dog slapping!"

by onewingedblackbird November 5, 2022

cuck slap

To slap another man while trying to look manly for your wife who already made a cuck out of you

Will Smith cuck slapped Chris Rock when he made a joke mentioning his wife.

by PrettyhugeD March 28, 2022

Will The Slap Smith

Keep MY WIFES NAME OUT OF YOUR F*CKING MOUTH! Followed by a slap to the face, as Chris Rock is unhindered. Will won't keep guys out of her mouth though.

"I'll do nothing while my wife gets clapped, but hell, mention her hair and you'll get slapped.

"That's just Will The Slap Smith for ya"

by wholesomekeanuchungus March 29, 2022

Slap And Dab

Where A Man And A Women Have Intercourse And After The Man Takes The Women’s Hand And Starts High-Fiving And Dabbing Her Up Like A G.

Molly And I Will Slap And Dab Today.

by Muñañyo April 14, 2021

mud slap

the act of partaking in anal sex, then pulling out and slapping your partner across the face with your feces-covered penis. See wordDaniel Pecevich/word.

That whore didn't like it when I mudslapped her. I was drunk though.

by Paul May 24, 2003

slap the bag

A symbolic gesture of slapping a bag of wine before proceeding to take a pull directly from the nozzle. Usually done in attempt of asking the hangover gods for protection the next morning.

"Hey man, can I get a pull of that franzia?"
"Fuck yeah, but don't forget to slap the bag first."

by slappy franzia January 6, 2014