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puddle skipper

A beat up car. A beater. Also known as a POS. Generally, puddle skippers are large-body American sedans from the late 70's through the early 90's, although notable exceptions would be most Volkswagen Rabbits, Quantums, or Golfs, and anything made in a former East Bloc country. Puddle skippers usually emit some kind of smoke, are missing one or all of their hub cabs, and have a stereo worth more than the Blue Book value of the car itself.
"Hey, did you see that new car Jim Bob bought?"
"What is it?"
"A 1984 Caprice Classic, metallic blue!"
"Wow. What a total puddle skipper!"
by LightBoy December 9, 2005
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Dr. skipper

To swindle, to perform an act of fraud
Man, we totally got Dr. Skippered on that eighth! It's all seeds and stems!
by LC Skipper June 3, 2007
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Skipdip

A guy that hates Logan Thirtyacre (SML). He like to mass flag people he hates. He's just all around a bad guy.
Skipdip is an idiot.
by SubToDavidland June 1, 2018
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skipadee beep bop

skipadee beep bop is commonly used after the word yo as a way to emphasize your reaction to a particularly surprising or unexpected statement.
Caleb: Dude did you hear that corinne is pregnant?

Donal: YO SKIPADEE BEEP BOP!! That bitch is a slut.
by Killing Perfection March 22, 2009
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Skipped

When you find a creative way to walk out on a restaurant check

*based on the future TV series "Skipped"
Owner- Hey, that guy never payed his bill!

random customer- I think you just been skipped.
by P-Me$$ May 28, 2009
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Skipper

A colloquial term for the region of the human brain that is key in the solving of mathematical, and theoretical problems. Derived from the idea that it 'skips' all unnecessary information, exacting conclusions in an effortless, 'skipping-like' manner, it is often referred to as the 'calculator' section of the brain.

Deficiency in the Skipper is sometimes, but not always, accompanied by increased artistic and creative skill, as brain power and space is diverted to the creative section.

However overdeveloped Skippers also have the side effect of causing slight eccentricity and random spasmodic outbursts of affection, which often can be mistaken for a mental affliction.

Professionals should always be consulted when differentiating between an overdeveloped or hyperactive Skipper, and mental conditions.

People with the advanced mathematical capacity, and eccentricity are often referred to simply with the pseudonym 'Skipper'.
That guy is on some next maths hype.
Must be a Skipper.

Is he a bit weird?
Nah just an over-active Skipper-he's good at physics too.
by DerRealDeal November 24, 2011
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skiptard

A dj that can't ever match beats correctly.
That skiptard tried to mix a jungle and a house record.
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