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Simulcucking

The act of cucking someone as they cuck you, hence the name.
You guys are simulcucking each other? pretty fucking beta if you ask me
by El Chad June 17, 2018
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Simusar

I am the simusar
by Coolestboi January 13, 2019
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Simultasking

Performing more than one task at a time in a manner that doesn't diminish proficiency or efficacy of the combined tasks.
Mike was simultasking by building quality time with his daughter and maintaining his fitness when he used his daughter as additional weight for stair climbing.

Driving, talking on the phone, and applying makeup can be multi-tasked but not simultasked because one activity diminishes capability in the other activity when performed at the same time.
by Hopajoo2 April 8, 2019
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Shmula

Lot's of money.
Get the shmula n*gga!
by Guwopjones September 18, 2019
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Similac Santa

Privileged white guy that begrudgingly pays for a poor couples baby formula during the Holidays.
When Darnell couldn't afford the Baby formula similac santa put it on his bill and saved the holiday.
by Fred W Schwartz December 18, 2019
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semula

Malay word for repeating the process from start Used during military (or equivalent divisions) marching drills when going from one point to another point within the training compound.
Example :

Squad watch your front....

Squad SEDIIIIIIIAAAA.... 1.2....

SEMULA!

that's when you know someone fucks the shit up because he never raise his legs high enough or stomp as hard to the ground
by whitemirrors April 7, 2020
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similar exposure

The phenomenon of being in the same party as Aunty Mirji, piss drunk, and making successful, flirtatious or understandable conversation with her. (Not valid if vomiting occurs in the said process)
"Hitting on you needed three years of similar exposure for confidence"
by therealsmoochcriminal July 2, 2020
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