simon

A description word that means thick and creamy when describing cum.

"Oh, this cum is sooo simon," said Greg the man slut.

by Simon Hayes Harvey July 26, 2006

Simon Cowell

An extremely sweet, sexy, funny, charming British man who is most known for his juding on both Pop Idol and American Idol.

I want to marry Simon Cowell.

by Kirstie May 20, 2004

Simonas

a NERD

but he a chill boi

Yeah i met a simonas today

by iwantapplepies April 26, 2019

Simon Marchant

To pull a Simon Marchant is, to join a football team and costantly be on the bench.

"That Michael Owen has been pulling a Simon Marchant since he joined Real Madrid eh"?

by Dan Simmonds March 23, 2005

Simon

Can mean:

1 Yes
2 OK
3 or Agreement

1 Ey vato, did you see that firme hyna?
Simon carnale.

2 Ey vato, go get me a pisto, yea?
Simon carnale.

3 Ey vato, that busters from another neighborhood, lets get him!
Simon carnale.

by 1Casper3 January 24, 2009

Simon Complex

A state of mind,
Somewhat like simon says,
Except everything they say is either nnot nearly as good as your, you've done it better, long, harder etc. or it wasn't even worth doing and you should be ashamed for having done such a thing this person would not do.
Thus, this creates the illusion of over-confidence and an ego much to big for said person.

Someone has a Simon complex >.>

by Darkageon February 16, 2009

Simon

He loves butts!!!!!

Simon ur such a idiot

by Ugly kojon November 30, 2017