Simp

Dudes who try and white knight any girl they see to try if they can score some coochie. Normally fails cause girls think that its weird

Bro 1: Bro I saw Logan being a simp over some skype girl
Bro 2: D A M N

by Waterhickory January 31, 2020

Simp

Word used in the song "Sippin on some syrup" By three 6 mafia. First used around 2005, meaning pimp. "Im a pimp not a simp"

Today:
Simp the word used when a 12 year old male with a bowl cut donates large amounts of money from daddys credit card to female streamers.

Sippin' on some siz-erp, sip, sippin' sippin on some, sip. I'm trill working the wheel, a pimp not a simp

by JimmyCooksRice September 14, 2020

Simp

This is a word commonly used within small male tribes. When one male of a tribe begins spending time with an female interest instead of his tribe, the other males of the tribe will become jealous and angry, causing them to lash out by calling the drifting male a "simp" in an attempt to shame him into spending more time with the tribe and less with the female interest.

Tribe: "Kevin, how dare you spend time with someone other than us."
Kevin: "I genuinely enjoy spending time with her. Sue me."
Tribe: "This wamen will slowly suck your soul dry and you'll eventually never be allowed to do the only thing you love, playing videogames with us, ever again. Wamen are dumb. Quit being such a simp."
Kevin: "I'm barely online anyways."
Tribe: "Why do you even like this girl? Do you respec wamen or something? Pfff simp. Go ahead. Go be a little simp."
Kevin: "Okay." *leaves*

by ChingleDingler March 2, 2021

Simp

The original reason that only real OGs know is Simp- Squirrels In My Pants.

Phineas: Look at Candice go! Where did she learn to dance like that!
Meanwhile..
Candice: I got Simp! Squirrels In My Pants!!

by Worst Daydream best nightmare April 19, 2023

Simp

Now it means being a simpleton who Stans for anything. Words evolve, deal with it.

"Radlibs sure went from Bernie or Bust to SIMPing for Biden real quick."

by danggoiaintgotallday October 30, 2020

SIMP

A DICKHEAD CALLED BAILEY WHO GETS NO PUSS BUT HE GOES ALL OUT FOR THE LADIES. They all lesbian zoned him

Hey bro how was your weekend
Yeah I went and I was a simp like Bailey Armstrong

by Bailey A March 7, 2020

Simp

Someone who will say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will be in good favor with that person.

Mohammad Kwaja from maryland is the biggest simp on the planet.

by mohammad kwaja March 2, 2020