Simon Groom

Slang for anal sex

Want to come to my house for some Simon Groom?

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Simoriah

What you call the most beautiful and amazing woman in the world.

I love Simoriah

by That_single_guy January 23, 2017

Simon

A really amazing guy who will probably give you the best sex of your life, he may seem really nerdy but we all know he’s packing

Person 1: Man that Simon over there has the biggest dick I’ve ever seen

Person 2: Don’t all Simons?

by HotLeek November 10, 2017

Simon also known as Infinity

Prodigy

"Wow Simon also known as Infinity, really is the prodigy/

by simoneyafuzz May 26, 2018

simone !

she is feisty she talks a lot she has a brother his name zione she says he act gay she will reject you in seconds but don't forget she is sweet and loving tho she will be the best of the best friend you will ever have!

Me:hey Simone !
Simone:hey sis what is up blah blah blah

Me:(so boring)😐😑😶😴

by ksmity January 15, 2019

Simone

This person is one of the most talented people you will ever meet. She is shy at first but once you get to know her she is crazy, but very nice. She tells her self she is ugly but in reality, she is drop dead gorgeous!! She loves to hang out with her friends and meet new ones. She is such a social butterfly. If you ever get to meet a simone, keep her. She is amazing and you will not regret it.

Did you see Simone today?

by Mia_whatever November 12, 2020

Dirty Simon

While dressed head to toe in a latex gimp suit with a flap in which your penis can remain free, you must embark towards your nearest church, in pursuit of your desired altar boy. Then you are to shout 'I AM LOOKING FOR A LOVER' while beating your meat and slapping the child with sliced cheese on their face.

I'm feeling extra molesty tonight, might try the dirty Simon.

by Aasowhenyagonnabuymepizzabro December 12, 2021