Silent Hummer

The jerk that sits behind you in math class and quetily humms to himself.... But not loud enough to where the teacher can hear, just you...

Joey - "Mr. Turnner, do you hear it now? he's humming Hannah montanna songs again!"

Mr. Turnner - "I don't hear any thing"

Silent hummer - "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it"

Joey - *bang's head against desk*

by Easily Agrivated July 9, 2011

silent stinker

A fart that is let off silently and has a deadly stink

Awww!!! Who farted!!! It’s a silent stinker

** and tommy is seen smiling in the corner **

by CL3rsz May 23, 2018

silent but friendly

Passing gas or farting where the offender produces unrecognizable odor and events continue on as usual

Bob was watching tv with his girlfriend and let out a silent but friendly fart which caused no discernible odor, thus allowing the couple to finish watching the program and bang until the sun came up.

by punkrocklava November 17, 2021

Silent snap count

when you snap the ball at a certain time on the play clock which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.

The University of Wyoming liked the silent snap count.

by Coop Dupe August 19, 2023

silent librarian shower

When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently, yet vigorously, rub your meat curtains behind them until you gush your pussy spit on their head without getting caught.

George is so hot when head reads. Normally he is a Neanderthal but I get so moist watching his mind expand so I gave him the silent librarian shower.

by Fat C April 19, 2022

silent roommate

Marijuana grown in one's house as a means of paying rent, utilities and other bills.

Ian: Hey Randy, you do you afford rent when you don't have a job?
Randy: Easy man, converted my spare bedroom into a grow room. The Silent Roommate pays for it all...

by saluteyoursharts July 16, 2015

Running Silent

Top Battlefield Twitch Streamer, dominates in Firestorm and Conquest

"Bro, you just got killed by Running Silent. Go to his twitch and tell him that he is trash

by ITroll4Lolz October 23, 2019