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Senioritis

An rare mental disease that brings on symptoms of laziness, incompetence, and a general lack of awareness.
'Man have you seen Emily lately?'
'No bro she caught Senioritis'
by Capphilips July 25, 2019
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Senioritis

The condition of wanting to slam your head in a doorknob because its the sharpest object in the room, knowing that it wont kill you, but being willing to do it repetitively unitl you cant move anymore.
Bro, I think Hannah got senioritis, look at those dents on her forehead.
by Ur mums mom February 14, 2020
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Senioritis

The potentially life threatening disease that most commonly affects graduating high school seniors. It affects 99.9% of the population of high school seniors. It is most common in the second half of the year, especially after receiving college acceptances, thus provoking the common predicament among all seniors: “what am I even still doing here??”

Common symptoms:

- overall lack of motivation towards anything & everything.
- Wearing sweatpants at least 3x a week. (Bonus points if it’s the same pair of pants)

- Going to bed at 2am. Not because of homework, but because of Netflix ... because...duh.

- Unable to function without coffee.
- Arriving late.
- Substituting regular school clothes for pajamas .
- “huh???”

- Copying the math homework from Slader 5 min before it is due.
- Excessive use of the term “No.” in response to any task given.
- Not constantly checking your grades for the ~first time ever~ in all of high school. (You probably forgot that online grades even existed, until your mom called you frantically asking why your Econ grade dropped from A to C in one month.)

- Scouring the house for your textbooks on textbook return day, because you misplaced them at the beginning of the school year and haven't touched them since.

Cure:

- Graduate. Have fun feeling the same way in 4 years when you are about to graduate college!!
Teacher: “where’s Stacy? This is her fourth absence this week!”
Student: “oh, didn’t you hear? She has a terrible case of senioritis.”

Stacy: *sleeping in car in school parking lot*
by ZestyPotatoeChip August 31, 2020
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old man that keeps a rifle and service pistol, knows the rules of engagement and trial by combat and can take a squad of police by himself.

a old woman who cooks better than career chefs if you want her favourite dish but is getting dementia and doesnt know about the charter of human rights or the freedoms assoiciadted and hasnt kept up with society.
millenial: that seniors pissed better find cover.

that seniors not eating enough is her debt bigger than her house?
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when you see nicotine and you have to have it
Holy shit I seenic and I don’t have my own.
by corgilovr December 21, 2020
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senior speed

Moving at the speed of a drowning turtle to excessively important events
i wish my mom would stop with the senior speed bullshit or find someone on speed. love isnt enough in democracy.
by Cody5050 January 10, 2021
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