Rug docter

-Lesbian
-Dyke

Sarah is such a rug docter! she needs Jesus!

by ;) Shhhhh November 27, 2011

rug puncher

Someone who likes to do vaginal fisting

After giving natural birth to twins, Jenny's husband became a regular rug puncher

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 08, 2016

human rug

a person who is way too kind and forgiving to anyone around them, usually saying sorry every few minutes and letting people step all over them (aka insult them and agreeing)

"you're such a human rug"
"sorry"
"DON'T SAY SORRY!"
"SORRY!!"

by Uselezz April 12, 2022

rug rash

(a) Friction burn from sliding or rubbing against an abrasive material, particularly carpet or rug.

A similar term, 'road rash', is used for similar burns stemming from sliding against asphalt, eg. crashing a motorcycle or falling off a bike at speed.

Despite the soft carpet dampening Johnny's fall, he still got some nasty rug rash from that fall.

by Ldub0775 September 30, 2023

rug-munching stink finger

When you're eating out a bitch and simultaneously fingering the chocolate starfish.

Yo you know that chick I met at the bar last night? I gave her the old rug-munching stink finger.

by Big_T_lil_y March 16, 2023

Rim Rug

Like a vaginal “carpet” but around the butt-hole

I went to eat her ass and she hadn’t waxed, got me a face full of rim rug.

by Omarthetentmaker April 21, 2021

Banana Rug

Banana rug is a spiritual device to find out who lives in your walls

GOLLY GOODNESS ME! I NEED TO USE MY BANANA RUG TO FIND OUT WHO IN MY WALLS
OH LOOK I FOUND IT

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> ⌒ヽ

/ へ＼

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ﾚ ノ ヽつ

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⊂ヽ

by ratitouis March 20, 2020