Lumpy Rug

Pubic hair that has bumps , most likely herpes or some other form of STD.

I went down on her and she had a lumpy rug! She must get around!

by Dezire July 23, 2011

rug muncher

name for lily upton. also knows as “Lesbian,” exactly what she is!

“Ong look there’s rug muncher!”

by brookeb0x (snap) November 23, 2021

Rugged

Getting the rug pulled from underneath you.

Billy bought Lucid stock the day it went public but the next day his investment was halved. Billy got rugged.

by ThePrynze June 23, 2023

rug-munching stink finger

When you're eating out a bitch and simultaneously fingering the chocolate starfish.

Yo you know that chick I met at the bar last night? I gave her the old rug-munching stink finger.

by Big_T_lil_y March 16, 2023

Rug Burn Cock

When a Males junk is given a rash from a rug

Gavin got Rug Burn Cock after he fell.

by batman dirty sends January 18, 2023

The Faze Rug Walk

The Faze Rug walk is a certification given to food that tastes good by blatantly walking off into the distance without saying any word.

Noah- Is the pizza The Faze Rug Walk worthy?
Brain- *walks off into the distance without saying anything*

by plxsma February 9, 2023

Rugged Guckert

Action performed during sex. The “jim” lies on his back and is mounted reverse cowgirl by his male/female partner. The “jim” initiates the guckert portion of the act by spitting mucus into the anus of the top mounted party while simultaneously urinating in/in the general direction of the top mounts mouth. The “jim” then begins swirling the mucus in a clockwise motion around the rim of the top mounts anus. The act concludes with the “jim” taking an invisible shit and asking for a cigarette. No one cums and the totality of all these acts are indeed rugged.

If your spitter and your piss bottle are one in the same than you are probably Jim guckert and likely have executed a rugged guckert

by Rugged jim guckert January 1, 2024