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Rubber Bones

When you feel so tired or relaxed that your bones feel like rubber/jello, and all you can do is just wiggle (kinda like those balloon guys at the front of a car dealership)
Guy One: Hey man, why tf you wiggling like that?
Guy Two: Oh sorry, I got Rubber Bones
Rubber Bones by MeatGrease September 4, 2021

Rubber Ducking 

The act of rationalizing unprotected sex/not using a condom when one or both parties are not ready for a child.
When we got back from dinner, it was getting hot and heavy fast. The thought crossed my mind to grab a condom, but I figured there was no harm in doing it one time without protection. I was rubber ducking for like 20 minutes in my head.
Rubber Ducking by Thee Big D December 16, 2021

Rubber-banding 

The handicap given to CPUs in racing video games when one or more human players is ahead. This often plagues the less experienced human player, as they will be passed up by CPUs moving absurdly fast in an effort to maintain close proximity to the farther ahead human player.
Jordan is always so far ahead in Mario Kart that I need stars AND mushrooms just to match the speed that rubber-banding gives to the last place CPU.
Rubber-banding by Zenothys February 16, 2022

Rubber Malet 

A simple but frail, portugee from Kalaheo hills on Kauai with the homoness of Elijah.
Hey you Rubber malet! Come ova hea
Rubber Malet by Pale Haole March 7, 2022

Rubber Band Button 

The term Rubber Band Button is referring to;

A blown O-ring.

Or
A worn out Butt hole.

Aka
A swollen sphincter wrinkle.
He pushed my Rubber Band Button for so long, it has completely lost all its elasticity, causing inconvenient leakage.

Rubber Decky

A best friend that also helps you fight crime.
I was hangin with Rubber Decky today and it turns out he's gay.
Rubber Decky by Blue Jane April 6, 2022