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Racing stripes

When your passenger in a vehicle pukes out the window while moving leaving streaks of puke down the car.
I laughed so hard while cleaning the racing stripes off my car the next morning.
Racing stripes by General Dismay December 22, 2017

rocking the casket

When you sleep with someone who is old enough to be your grandparent. Much like rocking the cradle but reversed.
Hey have you seen Dylan? Yea he's upstairs rocking the casket with some granny he met at the bar.

racing rookie 

Does not know how to drive race car turn wrenches or pick up good looking fat chicks
racing rookie by 55dpetty February 11, 2018
The people of Findland can be found raking the forests to reduce the chance of US type forest fires.
Raking by ScottyKlink November 19, 2018

Racing Stripes

The trenches dug from a right toothy blowjob.
His excuse for ejaculating so fast was his new racing stripes his girlfriend gave him for his birthday.
Racing Stripes by CaptainZelch March 24, 2019
The act of scraping the insides of a woman's vagina in an attempt to perform manual stimulation, due to lack of knowledge regarding the clitoris, sex, or women in general. Popular amongst young males, commonly under the impression that they are causing you pleasure, as opposed to awkward and uncomfortable pain. May derive from a lack of beneficial sex education, a lack of experience, or a lack of intelligence.
"Is this good?"
"No mate, this is raking."
Raking by RGR33 June 11, 2019