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One of the final stages of internet boredom
Person 1: "I have internet access! Time to Google every key on my Qwerty Keyboard typed in successive patterns that give my basic human brain dopamine!"

Person 1: *qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq*

Person 2: "You're as easily entertained as a monkey."
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The final and last way to express boredom.
Person 1"qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq"
Person 2 "Wow those are some dangerously bored words, my dude"

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzzxcvbnm 

i'm bored so i am going to type all of the keys on the key bord qwertyuiopasdfghjklzzxcvbnm

qwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxzqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp 

You have reached god level boredom go to bed.
you were so bored you typed qwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxzqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp in urban dictionary

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The Holy Grail of boredom. First, you go right on the top row of your keyboard, then halfway back. Then, you go right on the middle row and then halfway back. Then you do the same with the last row, hoping Urban Dictionary won't have a definition for it, so you can feel superior.
You: haha im going to try to spam letters on the keyboard and hope that Urban Dictionary doesn't have a definition for it
You: qwertyuioppoiuytasdfghjkllkjhgzxcvbnmmnbv

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HES TOO DANGEROUS TO BE KEPT ALIVE!
you're a godsend. you searched up the entirety of the typical keyboard, then you did it backwards, then you did it upside down, upside down backwards, then you searched up the alphabet, then the alphabet backwards, then you did it from the left side of the keyboard to the right side of the keyboard, then you searched up the right side of the keyboard to the left side of the keyboard.

how the heck did you do that
person 1: im bored ima searched up qwertyuiop
person 2: nah do qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
person 3: noobs do abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
person 4: my dudes be rollin but i do zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

person 5: amateurs. BEHOLD QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ
person 6: you say everyone is amateurs but I HAVE ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
person 7: haha.. I HAVE QAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLP
person 8: PLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ
person 9: QAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ

person 10: hehe i am the SUPREME. I HAVE QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA!

person 11: I AM THE ALMIGHTY I HAVE QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQQAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ!

you: MUAHAHAHA I SEARCHED UP THIS BECAUSE I WAS LITERALLY DYING FROM BOREDOM. BEHOLD QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQLKJHGFDSAMNBVCXZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBAQAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ!

everyone: WHAT THE HELL
people 1 2 3 and 4: *dies*

qwertyuiopasdfghjklz 

yall should stop trying to find these
me i found another undefined one it is qwertyuiopasdfghjklz
me oh right my friend left when qwertyuiopasdfghj