Jellybean Pitchfork

To roll a joint, stick into a females genitals and take a puff.

Jesse jellybean pitchforked his girlfriend on mars.

by BearsAreStinky April 6, 2010

Sour Patched

When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.

I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.

by codycodycodyhhh August 12, 2011

cabbage patch tooth

its a rotted tooth that expels reminiscent of the taste and smell of boiled cabbage

That girl I was on a date with had the kiss of a cabbage patch tooth

by sharmeanie December 15, 2011

afro patch

an exorbitant amount of pubic hair that has congregated in the area above the genitalia

I better take care of my AFRO PATCH before i Wesley snipe this bitch tonight.

by TheRedHairedBandit August 28, 2012

monkey patch

The hair on someone's lowermost back in a small patch. Usually where a girl would have her "tramp stamp"

"When I banged your sister doggystyle last night I wanted to comb her monkey patch, it was so thick"

by JCizzero February 11, 2014

korean pitchfork

a korean male who takes three dicks in the ass at once

my uncle took his korean pitchfork like he was begging for the homeland.

by karismatic dick June 3, 2014

Vag Patch

A style of feminine pubic hair grooming which results in a soul patch sized hair grooming directly above the outer lips of the vagina.

I wasn't paying attention during my wax and instead of the usual neat triangle I usually get, I ended up with a vag patch.

by taylorreeve June 23, 2016