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Puckered Asshole 

One who is an asshole beyond typical assholery. They are so bad their asshole is being sucked inward to their own asshole.
Ex 1:

Guy: Hey, is Andy cool?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Andy is one puckered asshole.

Ex 2:
Guy: God, my boss is such a puckered asshole. He's like a vortex of assholeage.
Puckered Asshole by So-Called Person November 21, 2013
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pickyer by Anna Dadgari September 3, 2004

puckle pockets 

The smaller pocket inside of another pocket, usually used for change.
Excuse me, ma'am? Do hose jeans come with puckle pockets? No? No thanks then.
puckle pockets by doodahdoodoo August 22, 2008

Puckjuicing 

The act where a woman becomes sexually aroused in anticipation of watching a hockey game or simply at the thought of male bodies slamming into plexiglass.
"Hey, are you guys looking forward to hockey tonight?
"Oh yeah. My girlfriend has been puckjuicing all day."
Puckjuicing by sexydragonmagic January 26, 2012

puckered owl 

A sexual act that is defined as when you pour lemon juice down a (ladies?) butt crack and it makes you go oww oww oww. (like an owl hooting) Generally only done during kicky sex.
Man, you should have heard her hooting when I gave her the puckered owl.
puckered owl by giantdonkeydick January 3, 2016
when a filipino tries to say fuck
Pam: mom im gonna go out with my friends *whispers* also get high
Mom: what the puck did you say
Puck by cccccccccccwdc May 7, 2018