Schrödinger's President

He isn't the President if he's doing anything possibly illegal and he is the President should he get caught doing anything possibly illegal when he wasn't the President.

Trump was Schrödinger's President at his last Memecoin dinner.

by Mister Quimper May 25, 2025

president huncho

What quavo calls himself in all of his songs

Im president huncho nigga.

President huncho a playah!

by President Hunco June 1, 2017

President Musk

The true and current leader of the United States as DJT is merely his puppet.

Person A: "Trump has issued a lot of executive orders since his inauguration last month."

Person B: "You must mean President Musk as Elon is running the show behind the scenes."

by Sun Chaser February 4, 2025

president applin

the president of the lin nation

President Applin the the president of the entire lin nation.

by linsnation September 19, 2020

President of Catalina

A drunken psychopath that storms around his house laughing in a hysterical manner while demanding to see your penis.

“Ahah ahaha lemme see your cock”! “Brah low key your totally the next president of Catalina”

by Lurchinyourmom June 13, 2018

President Fuckface

Donald Trump

President Fuckface refuses to wear a mask, during a global pandemic.

by ScottChisonian June 27, 2020

The President has been shot

When somebody takes such a massive toke that as soon as they exhale they cough with such force that they knock themselves flat on their ass.(Usually happens with the RGB)

B1: I'm going for another hit B2.
B2: Right'o B1.
B1: *coughs* Sweet Jesus my ass...
B2: The President has been shot!
B1:......Shut the fuck up!

by AssPounderMKII October 19, 2008