the president of the world

the president of the world is lu she is the most interesting person alive, obama’s best friend.

person: “ lu is the funniest person alive”
person2: “ I totally agree 💯💯”
The president of the world: “ boi what tha fak”

by slipknotlover0.68.0 August 20, 2021

bench president

A play on bench press; whenever you or anyone else is the one guy in the gym who acts like he has the world record bench press max, owns the bench station, and walks in as if "Hail to the Chief" starts playing as soon as he gets through the door. Used to refer to a badass jacked dude, or sarcastically to a not so jacked dude.

Lifter 1: Dude, you see that guy over there?

Lifter 2: Yea, that's the gym's official new bench president

Lifter 1: That guy is badass

Lifter 2: I hear he reps 4,000 lbs on bench press

(more sarcastically)

Guy 1: What's up bench president, you're looking exceptionally jacked today

Guy 2: Fuck you man

by briarbowls March 21, 2016

The President's Window Challenge

A male masturbating and ejaculating out of a window, preferably a second floor window.

"Me and Hunter was doin the president's window challenge when we realized that there was someone below the window".

by Mr. President's Gay May 8, 2016

pResident

A person who appears to be president of a country or institution but obtains the position through dubious means.

Note: The "p" is silent.

Visitor: I am excited to meet the President.
Tour Guide: I'm sorry but the President is not here.
Visitor: Too bad. When will he be back?
Tour Guide: In about 4 years. However, you are gladly welcome to meet out pResident.

by CBSquared March 30, 2021

President Webbe

Clinical medical head of the mysoginistic drinking society "Corpissed." Owns a very interesting picture anatomy book.

James has got his book again!
I'm arranging a formal with the all girls college ... ;)

by Room 4 November 17, 2004

AOC for President

Yeah, no. Never. She's on the list. She is one of the people who was willing to sacrifice your kids for her own political gain. She could stop this right now if she wanted to and it would guarantee your kids safety (from me).

Hym "Ha! No AOC for president! Ever! Progressives do not want to make the world better for everyone. The want to make decisions with the authority of the creator of AI, without having to be the creator of AI. They want to tell the politicians what to do AS THOUGH THEY ARE THE OLIGARCHS THEY CONDEMN... WITHOUT haven't to do anything other than eat, fuck, and bloviate. It is not about help YOU, it's about controlling ME. I could have healthcare right now if not for Progressives. They sit and watch with sadistic glee while bacteria eats away at the mind that created the AI that is diagnosing your illness, contributing to your research, and helping you through college. It is about THEM forcing ME to do what they CAN'T and forcing me to do it for free. And look how that is working out for everyone. They were in power not 100 days ago and look where it got us. Right here. And the conservatives are just doing now what the progressives have been doing all along. Cramming down on free speech and defunding their political opposition. That is all either of them are ever going to do. Horde power and do nothing with it."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2025

The President has been shot

When somebody takes such a massive toke that as soon as they exhale they cough with such force that they knock themselves flat on their ass.(Usually happens with the RGB)

B1: I'm going for another hit B2.
B2: Right'o B1.
B1: *coughs* Sweet Jesus my ass...
B2: The President has been shot!
B1:......Shut the fuck up!

by AssPounderMKII October 19, 2008