A vagina that tastes so bad that you have to eat a different vagina because it is the only thing that can get the awful taste out of your mouth.
Tom: I ate this girl out the other day and I can't get the awful taste out of my mouth no matter how many times I brush my teeth.
Dick: You gotta go eat out a different chick.
Tom: Why's that?
Dick: The only way to rid yourself of the taste of a Nasty Pistachio is to eat a different one out of the bag.
Dick: You gotta go eat out a different chick.
Tom: Why's that?
Dick: The only way to rid yourself of the taste of a Nasty Pistachio is to eat a different one out of the bag.
by Dale Wholphin November 11, 2011
Get the Nasty Pistachio mug.A sex act in which a heated pistachio, walnut, or other sort of nut is inserted into the rectal or vaginal cavity and then forcibly broken.
by Gordoandbrian January 1, 2004
Get the Pistachio Wallop mug.A variation on the term "pussy whipped". With the word "pistol" referring to the male genitalia instead.. Or, a talented studbroad and her toys.
"Should I invite Claryssa to the bachelorette party?"
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You can, but I doubt she'll make it, That dude she's been banging has got her so pistol-whipped she doesn't even answer my texts anymore."
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"WTF, why did Carlos ditch us at this suck-ass bar?"
"Oh, I think his boyfriend wanted to leave, not him, but he's totally pistol-whipped."
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"Damn! That straight friend of Lisa's is cute!"
"The one in the sun-dress? She's hot and married."
"I don't care, I could pistol-whip that ass, she won't ever go home"
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You can, but I doubt she'll make it, That dude she's been banging has got her so pistol-whipped she doesn't even answer my texts anymore."
-or-
"WTF, why did Carlos ditch us at this suck-ass bar?"
"Oh, I think his boyfriend wanted to leave, not him, but he's totally pistol-whipped."
-or-
"Damn! That straight friend of Lisa's is cute!"
"The one in the sun-dress? She's hot and married."
"I don't care, I could pistol-whip that ass, she won't ever go home"
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by Evil Temptress October 14, 2011
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by Tha BIG Daddy H July 26, 2009
Get the Piston Fisting mug.Rock N Roll band from Portland, OR. Been together since 2005. Rapidly climbing the music ranks in Portland. Members include:
Daren Ford - Vocals
Stephen Wilson - Drums
Jesse Jones - Bass
Jerrod Hall - Guitar
Jon Rufner - Guitar
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Daren Ford - Vocals
Stephen Wilson - Drums
Jesse Jones - Bass
Jerrod Hall - Guitar
Jon Rufner - Guitar
For examples www.myspace.com/redhotpistol
by fuckstickyourmom January 13, 2008
Get the Red Hot Pistol mug.A masturbation technique where your index finger points out and your thumb sticks up while you jerk off.
I tested out the pistol grip while I was jerking off and I shot my load 6 times. I now have an awesome six-shooter.
by DMITCH November 22, 2007
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