Pee-on Platoon

Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.

Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."

Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."

Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!

Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"

by Lazy Slacker July 31, 2009

Platonic Rape

Rape without any sexual contact. Usually not stated but often implied. Some people who are especially good at video games could be known as Platonic Rapists, because they are always "raping" their opponents.

You just got raped. (Platonic Rape)

by PlatonicRape January 25, 2011

Plutonian

adj.

Having a dynamic personality.

Dope #1: Sarie is surely a nice girl; I've never seen anyone so sweet and positive about life!
Dope #2: Sarie? Yeah, right! She's always frowning, NEVER talks, and always snatches stuff out of peoples' hands.
Dope #1: What? No!
Killer #1: Maybe she has multiple personality disorder.
Kiko: Maybe she's just a bit plutonian!

by Kiko April 25, 2004

plutonically

An adverb used by a man/woman to emphasize that it is not love/relationhip as in boyfriend and girlfriend but a friendly or normal love, as in don't hate you but I'm not in love with you either. Eg. Do you love Johnny? Well, yea, I just love him plutonically.

Do you love Naomie? Yes, like plutonically, I mean I love her as a friend.

by jonDon January 13, 2015

Plutonic

Like platonic but for retards who can't spell

Person 1: We're plutonic friends
Person 2: wtf retard it's platonic

by The Derky May 9, 2019

plusone

To press the "+1" button in Google+ if you like someone's stream post. Roughly equivalent to the Facebook "like" function.

Pronunciation guide: plʌswʌn or "plus" + "one"

I just plusoned you ;-). I hope you plusone me back.

by angrymonkeyman July 1, 2011

Plut

To PLUT - the exact moment in time whereby a person realises that they have ejaculated and thus soiled themselves.

"i think she made me PLUT"

by Meeenchoo Machli September 14, 2008