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Magic Players

by unknown November 26, 2003
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basketball player

Sexually speaking, it's a man who "dribbles" before he "shoots." That is, when fully aroused and ready to come, he is generous with driblets of pre-ejaculatory fluid ("pre-cum"), sometimes followed by dribbled semen (the beginning of ejaculation), before the main orgasm kicks in, causing him to spurt semen (he "shoots").

There is nothing wrong with this sequence of events; in fact, it's quite normal.
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"Algernon and I were upstairs last night fooling around and I found out the hard way that he's a basketball player."

"So what was he doing so close to your hoop, anyway?"

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by al-in-chgo March 6, 2010
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Toxic Player

A player that roasts everybody even tho they are the worst player there a lot of Toxic player have W somewhere in there name like Willis or Willie.
Wow your the worst player here but yet you say were bad your such a toxic player Willis
by OG-Sniper-Kid January 4, 2019
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Football Player

Hey, you're his best friend, what's a synonym for Robert Wood? Soccer player?

Fuck no, Robert Wood means football player, and if you don't believe me, his best friend, just check Urban Dictionary.
by G1NG August 30, 2010
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player hater

A jealous guy who would cokblock and be a bad sport trying to ruin the chances of others spitting game to a girl since they can't get no play. Also known as a cockblocker who would prevent you from getting anywhere with a female.
you are taling to a girl and the cockblocker player hater interupts the conversation and destroys you chances of getting laid.
by Clinton Ziza Smith May 10, 2006
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Team player

A female that is willing to have sex with a group of males individually or one at a time.
Beth was a team player the boys really miss that girl on those slow nights
by Vizor August 18, 2007
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team player

The dude you know whose always with you and you're boys clubbing, but is either A: one who gets no tail, B: on the lower end of your posse's social hierachy/new, or C: is a terrible rock paper scissors player, which therefore means he's the go-to guy to "Distract" the hot lady you're chatting with's fat, cockblocker, friend for the night.
Bro: "Wow, can't deny the loyalty and stamina of Ralphie boy over there, he's a team player alright! word on the street says he took home Linda's friend "Wide Shelly" last night from the club!"
Other Bro: "Ohhhhhh man, he survived a night with "Wide Shelly"?! I don't I could take that kind of abuse! He must be getting paid!"
Bro: "Naw Bro, team players never do it for the money, they do it for The Bros!"
by Max G D February 25, 2008
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