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Shit-Pipe Elves 

Some little elves that work in the depth of the bowels that use ancient Aztec methods of working your shit out, like using logs to slide it along.
My Shit-Pipe Elves are working hard today, I've had 4 shits and its only noon!
Shit-Pipe Elves by bumflute July 25, 2011

nursery pipe 

nursery pipe by tonyDmasterninja September 23, 2011

Cinnamon Pipeline

The act of sprinkling ground cinnamon on male genitalia and inserting into the mouth of another person
She always wanted to do the cinnamon challenge, so I gave her a cinnamon pipeline

Blast pipe 

When you put a potato up your bum and push really hard
Jesse is really playing with the blast pipe tonight
Blast pipe by Lolwotkarnt August 16, 2016

glass pipe fallacy

An argument so incoherent that it could only be proposed by someone on crack
I don't know what that guy was on, buy his arguments for being a theist were a complete glass pipe fallacy

Lead pipe deal 

A lead pipe deal is a deal that is so good that there is no way the agreement came around consensually; the person would have never parted with the item that is the subject matter of the transaction without you having used force
"You got that 2017 BMW for $ 5,000 ?" "Yeah, dude--isn't that a great deal?" "Yeah, man--that's a lead pipe deal."
Lead pipe deal by Campbellcamel August 26, 2017