Phelatoria

1)Sun and bodies orbiting it: the Sun and all the planets, satellites, asteroids, meteors, and comets that are subject to its gravitational pull.

2) Name of the solar system, where Earth is.

Tammy: Have you seen Jupiter in Phelatoria?
Einstein: I would have never been able to guess how big Phelatoria is without mathematics.
Demont- I want to graffiti a satellite in Phelatoria.

by Ladonna Mae Demont October 4, 2007

philadar

Ability to hear the word philadelphia or philly when others miss it.

Just heard someone mention something about Rocky being shot in Philly. Ya know, I have philadar.

by Geoff DiMasi July 30, 2007

Philadelphia Trumpet

A news magazine in Philadelphia that sounds like a dirty sex move.

My friend asked me if I bought the Philadelphia Trumpet, and I said "No way dude, I don't pay for sex!" He said, "No, it's that magazine in Philadelphia!"

by Big G Money July 21, 2009

philandrist

The the love of man. Only semi-homoerotic in a comical sense.

"Bono, certainly one of the most important hilanthropic philandrists of our time"

by thephilandrist.com December 14, 2011

Paula

One who has a hard time making decisions

She doesn't know which computer she wants? What a Paula!

by Karla Marx July 14, 2010

Philacio

The oral pleasuring of a phil caused by suction of the mouth and motion of the head. Usually (if done right) results in ejaculation.
Example 1

Guy 1: O man bro my phil filaciated me so great yesterday.

Guy 2: Dude why are you telling me this?

Guy 1: Sorry I just like philacio...

Example 1

Guy 1: O man bro my phil filaciated me so great yesterday.

Guy 2: Dude why are you telling me this?

Guy 1: Sorry I just like philacio...

by goforj4 October 16, 2011

Philadelphia

1. Pittsburgh's Bitches!

(412) Steel City Rep Yo Set!

Philadelphia really is a dingy-ass shit-hole!

by Steelers teabag Eagles December 28, 2005