Pat

A person name Pat is one of the simplest people in the world. They are often called “simpletons” because of what they do. A Pat eats chicken tenders, cinnamon toast crunch and pizza. Pat’s are one of the worst sports fans to be around because they think there intelligence of sports is far greater than the people around him. A Pat is someone who gets constantly trolled. You do not want to be a Pat

Geez dude why is Pat always eating bland food and causing problems?

by King Brian October 29, 2021

seabag pat down

A seabag pat down is the half-assed search for little liquor bottles and other contraband that a Sailor may be attempting and easily succeeding at bringing aboard a Navy Vessel. This search is always performed in a lackadaisical manner giving the stuffed seabag a few pats with the hands on the outside, then calling it "searched." Otherwise, with more determination, the contraband might be found, confiscated and therefore never shared with the Sailor on watch who is conducting the seabag pat-down.

Packing my deployment gear took some ingenuity because I had to surround the boxes full of Jack Daniels nips with soft clothing, packed tight. Otherwise, I may not pass the infamous "Seabag Pat Down."

by kdelik January 31, 2014

pulling a pat

To not go out, stay on the couch and do hood rat things with my friends. This may or may not include refraining from the nights lame activities.

Hey gang, y'all are doing not cool stuff tonight i think Im pulling a pat and chilling. Ill be on my couch doing hood rat things with my friends.

by mcgruber2009 December 8, 2014

Pat

The part of a woman’s underwear, where to vagina sits.

She sprayed the pat so y’all could smell her vagina.
She is covering something up by spraying her pat.

by Amschel April 24, 2023

Pat

Extremely handsome man.

I saw him walking on the street, and I thought damn pat!

by nickneck November 22, 2020

pat de pepe

Pat de pepe is a modern slang term used when another person touches your penis/ dick/ pepe

yo man, she went all up and pat de pepe!

by kellop February 7, 2018

Robin Yankee Pat

A masturbator.

Etymology: actions that the masturbator executes throughout the four phases of the sexual response cycle: Rub (excitement) and yank (plateau), "eeee" (orgasm), pat (resolution).

Megan Fox was in the elevator when a creepy man walked in, rubbed his crotch as he stared at her legs. Then after a few minutes, he yanked his crotch, cried "eeee" as he climaxed. After he came and his buddy relaxed, he gave it a pat on the head and pushed in the center of his pants so it isn't noticable. Now every time Megan rides in an elevator, she will think of "Robin Yankee Pat".

by Nikos Demeterius March 13, 2010