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Parker

Parker has big peepee
Parker’s peepee destroyed my insides
by Udhdbdbdhd November 16, 2020
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a fucking retard that has no fucking friends and sucks dick for living
Girl1: Who's that
Girl2:that's parker he fucking retarded and gay
by Guamole nigga July 10, 2020
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Parker’s are funny and handsome at first but after a bit they usually leave you or stop talking to you because they think that they’re “too cool to hang” with anyone but his guy friends. When seeing parker you usually have to question if he’s gay or not because he does some sus stuff with his friends. he always goes through girlfriends really fast and can be annoying.
person 1: i have such a big crush on parker.
person 2: girl he is such a player and after you actually get to really know him for a while he’s not so great.
by deez6_9 July 13, 2023
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the definition of parker is that he is a obedient boy loving pride boy who wants to be dominated #gaypride
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Ruby Parker

Hello Sam, Have you met Ruby Parker?
by Big Rookers June 9, 2023
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PARKER

Has a beer billy and is a fat lard who also drinks coke and eats mickeys every day.
OOO look there is a parker
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Parker is a beauty, cute and funny. He’s a green eyes blondie that will take your heart away once you get to know him. He can be self Centered and you know never know what he’s thinking. He’s often very closed off and unreachable. You try to get closer him but it’s impossible. He pulls you in every time and you feel safe, for a second until you wake up back to reality every time and ask yourself what your doing. He loves sports and often is obsessed with baseball. He can be a jerk to be people he finds unsuperior to him and his family is awful. When you look into his eyes you see him. Only him. And underneath all that sarcasism is hurt, and pain, and wanting to feel loved. And instead of showing people that love he plays with them. And nobody ever knows how much they truly meant to him. He reaches for validation and will go along with anywho f just to feel accepted. Socially by his friends. His friends are everything. He’s a very social person and only shows his true Color’s once and I while and when he does it will either be so good it’s a dream or a never ending nightmare you can never wake up from. The memories are good when you have them and he’s so amazing sometimes you can’t let go.
Parker is remarkable
by Ali(3) July 8, 2022
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