Portuguese pancake

A female will lay on her back and elevate her rectum skyward. Meanwhile, a friend will assist her by holding open the first lady's sphincter and providing support to maintain the elevated position. A third person will then pour the regular ingredients of a pancake, one at a time, into the first lady's rectum; pancake mix, oil, and eggs, and milk (note: please refer to pancake mix box for clarification, and crack eggs FIRST, but do not include shells; unless you are totally fucked up). The mixture is then shaken inside her by the second and third parties, and then poured onto an appropriately preheated electric griddle. Add syrup and enjoy.

After a long night of drinking, all I crave is a Portuguese pancake.

by nightassmonkey October 10, 2009

arabian pancake

A condition encountered in a particularly warm environment (generally 90+ degrees) where the ballsack can be stretched to resemble a pancake. Used to create arabian goggles.

God damn, I'm sweating like a motherfucker! Arabian pancake, anyone?

by Flassh December 12, 2008

Blue Pancake

A blue pancake is a serious case of blue waffle of the anus. It has also been referred to as the blue-eyed monster due to the ring of blue around the dark open anus.

Yo, I thought blue waffle was bad, then I saw this chick with the blue pancake...DAYUM!!!!

by ohwoooord? November 12, 2010

Pity Pancakes

When, the morning after a personally trying event, your parent or significant other voluntarily makes you breakfast out of sympathy.

Man, yesterday I was fired, failed a test, was rear-ended, and got a parking ticket... but today I feasted on chocolaty pity pancakes made from scratch! Thanks, mom!

by Felicific May 26, 2009

pancake day

a day where girls with no a** gather round and eat cake

“hey girl! Want some of my cake? let’s share, it is pancake day after all”

by fluffy socks February 4, 2021

Pancake Stamp

Often found at sleepovers, when one or more females partake in practical jokes; the act of taking stamp ink, pressing it onto ones vagina, and then splooshing it on their sleeping friend. Preferably on the face or open skin.

Kendoll woke up in alarm to find that her face was pancake stamped.

by carpeta October 20, 2011

Polonesian Pancake

You take a girl and stick an egg up her vagina. You then have sex with her untill the egg breaks. have her orgasm the egg out into a pan. Then fry it and eat it.

Hey what did you have for breakfast? A large serving of polonesian pancake.

by Kisha Krusader June 18, 2009