Birch Tree

Bitch but just nicer

You're being a birch tree right now.

by Anonymous Dumbo Octopus September 2, 2020

tree spot

Tree Spot is a hella chill tree in Los Osos, CA. Many a young adventurer go there to smoke marijuana. There are 3 good spots to sit, and if you dont call one of the three before you get there, you either have to stand or sit in 5 and 6.
It is close to town and easy and convinient.
The 2nd best spot next to bay spot

"Lets go blaze at Tree Spot!"
"Dibs on #2 spot."
"Alright, I get #1."
"#3"
"shit i dont want to have to stand again!"

Tree Spot is amazing.

by ftwyeeniggayeee October 14, 2008

tree face

man-whore who cheats on you but then says he loves you and attempts to make up for it by writing you a poem and proposing in it.

guy: "i know i cheated on you and lied about it, but i love you! i wrote you a poem. be my wife?"

girl: "holy shit don't be such a tree face"

by squirtle:) December 20, 2009

Tree-Swinger

(Australian Slang) 1. One who makes a mockery of themselves and others subconsciously or without intent.
2. One who cannot make up their mind.
3. Anyone roughly defined as a fool or buffoon.

That Rodger Barley; What a fucking tree-swinger!

by Agent FareEvader August 12, 2003

david's tree

a tree under which people lose their capability to act in a productive manner. Quite frequently, this great tree causes people's actions to resemble those of a froomer. contrary to popular belief, this term does NOT have a sexual connotation; them bitches do not get mad easy while sitting in the presence of david's tree. the tree,however, is not too big, and therefore is unfortunately an inadequate shield from the sun. keeping this in mind, it is absolutely crucial that one remember to bring a pair of sunglasses, preferably $7 foakleys bought from a haitian, when going to visit this wondrous spot.

bro, i want to play some lax, drink some nattys, and slam some bitches. it'll be so chill.

bro, sounds mad cill, but we cant be going to david's tree then...them bitches ain't mad easy thurr

by world's most concerned citizen July 11, 2010

spindle tree

band. none of these guys have any game. except for the black one and the hot mormon virgin. i'd tap that. IT'S SO HOT IN HERE.

rob marshall: dude, spindle tree is totally copying us
jesse kyle: yeah, but they have no game

redhouse kid #1: IT'S SO HOT IN HERE
redhouse kid #2: kelen from spindle tree has entered the room...

by VIACOMALOVERR July 5, 2009

tree couch

-noun- a piece of furniture for seating from two to four people, typically in the form of a bench with a back, sometimes having an armrest at one or each end, and partly or wholly upholstered and often fitted with springs, tailored cushions, skirts, etc.; sofa. Is found in trees.

1: "Man, wanna build a tree house?"
2: "I'd rather make a tree couch!"

by forgarth April 10, 2010